visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

therealhamster:

i dont give 2 shits about a balanced breakfast im not even up for breakfast

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

(Source: imthedogwithablog)

howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times


tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team